When they go low…. I go lower! In fact I go so low that I bump into my own vagina.

For a moment we are just staring into each other.

-Are you going to vote by me?

-Pardon me, I try to speak.

-Yes, I am asking you. Are you going to vote by me, your own vagina.

-I don’t understand – I try again.

-Do you know who Susan Sarandon is? She said she can’t vote based on gender because she does not vote with her vagina.

What about you?-she is asking me again.Who are you going to vote for? Trump or Hillary? Tell me, you are not voting for Trump!

-I can’t say that-I say to vagina. He loves you. He called you the “PUSSY”.

My vagina is shyly hiding behind bushes of dark hair and says:-He called me the pussy! Really! Nobody told me that.

I am thinking:-Look how easy is to convince people into your truth or your lies.

I try to inject a little more truth. Well, he said he likes to grab woman by pussy.

I am thinking, she will get it now.

But my vagina is in melting mood.

-He likes to grab woman by pussy. Can you believe the power I have. I am one of your most important erogenous zones.

Of course he likes to grab you by the pussy.

-You are not offended. I am screaming at my vagina now. You are not offended. All TV stations are reporting on it.

-O dear, my vagina say. Can you believe the media? You are smarter than that. Access Hollywood is the source. Do you get it?

Hollywood! Every day they create the story based on moral! Now my vagina is coughing and laughing in the same time.

-What is so funny? I am mad now.

-Well, you are. The story was created by Access Hollywood in the dark…You can’t see them, you just hear their voices. Do you get it?

-What the fuck am I supposed to get? I am so confused.

-You need to use your own brain-she says to me. And she keeps laughing…

-How can I do that?-I ask.

-Do you remember the movie “Monster’s ball” and Halle Berry the most famous sentence “Make me feel good”.

And then Billy Thornton fucks her from behind. Do you think that was OK and moral?-my vagina asks.

Did you have anybody questioning the language or the sex scene? Where was the moral then?

-But,that was the movie. It was an art- I inject.

-Really, my vagina says.That is your story or should I say that was the spin of the fucking story where the woman ask in a deep, disturbing voice “Make me feel good”

and then she gets “FUCKED”. Nobody said that was inappropriate. How come? Where was the moral then?

For a moment or two I am speechless. I don’t understand this world …never mind my vagina. She has mind of her own.

Then she says: – When they go low, we go high. Of course as long as you spread your legs apart…

What the F…    ..How I am going to vote?

-Don’t vote for Killary – she says.

-You mean Hillary!- I say.

-No, I mean Killary Killton!

-But that is not her name!

-But it is her personality.

Oh God I am so confused, I don’t know what to do? By vagina I can’t vote for Killary and by fear I can’t vote for Trump.

What woman or any human should do? Make me feel good….Where is Billy when you need him?

Luckily…”O Canada” is playing in background…

-But MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN IS MY BIGGEST WISH!-says my vagina.

And if God is listening “Please keep us all safe!”. Together we are stronger and we WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

LOVE AND PEACE TO AMERICA, RUSSIA, CHINA, IRAN…THE WORLD!

And say “Hi” to your pussy when you get low…it is one of the most important erogenous zone….and listen to your body….your heart!

NOT THE ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND OTHER MARKETING MACHINES!

VOTE WITH YOUR HEART AMERICA! I KNOW I WILL!