The Best Chocolate Walnut Torte – It is all about filling..

Yes, for this post it is all about fillings. However, out there in our real life it is all about feelings.

It is January 20, 2017. and in the USA it is the most important day – Inauguration Day!

Congratulations USA! Donald Trump is officially the 45th U.S. president!

For this special day full of feelings let me make the best chocolate walnut torte with so many fillings that will let you forget

reality and enjoy my chocolate drama. After all isn’t a democracy all about “the chocolates”? If you disagree with me I will respectfully call you “deplorable”.

Just kidding…or not…I am not sure how I feel about people who don’t like chocolate.

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The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5starcookies

Now, we have work to do. Let’s make it happen.

So fare we made two 8-inch round cakes.

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte First
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte First

Now, let’s connect them together by making two different fillings.

FIRST MAIN FILLING:

2 + 1/2 CUP MILK

10 EGG YOLKS

7 TBSP SUGAR

6 TBSP FLOUR (AP)

2/3 CUP BUTTER

3/4 CUP ICING SUGAR

DIRECTIONS:

Place milk in a large saucepan over medium heat. (until almost boiled)

Whisk egg yolks, sugar and flour until well combined.

Pour hot milk mixture over egg yolk mixture, whisking constantly.

Return mixture to saucepan over low heat.

Cook, stirring constantly, for 15 to 20 minutes or until custard thickens and coats the back of a metal spoon.

Cool the mixture and then add butter and sugar mixture.(see note)

Note: In a separate bowl mix 2/3 cup butter and 3/4 icing sugar.

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Now divide the fillings into 2 parts.

First filling: Yellow filling + 3/4 cup melted chocolate

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Keep mixing the chocolate until you get the following …SEE THE PICTURE BELOW. So, this was your chocolate filling.

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Now, let’s make the walnuts yellow filling.

Second filling: Yellow filling + 1 cup walnuts

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The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

The last part is just whip 1 cup whip cream.

Now, let’s build the torte.

First walnut cake + 1 cup whipped cream + Yellow Walnut Cream + Chocolate Cream + 2nd walnut cake + yellow walnut cream + chocolate cream

  1. Walnut cake + 1 cup whipped cream
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Add yellow walnut filling

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Add Chocolate Filling

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Add second walnut cake

The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies
The Best Walnut Chocolate Torte 5star cookies

Cover whole cake with the yellow walnut filing, add chocolate filling on the top. Decorate more if you wanted…Find the fridge

and keep the best chocolate walnut torte in the fridge for at least 8 hours or longer. ( I usually just leave it overnight.)

As soon as you wake up, find a knife in your kitchen and reword yourself with the best chocolate walnut cake in this Universe.

See your piece of cake!

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The best walnut Torte 5star cookies 5starcookies

Enjoy!

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Now back to this special day, January 20 of 2017. –  Inauguration Day!

Here’s Donald Trump’s inaugural lunch menu

First course

Maine lobster and Gulf shrimp with saffron sauce and peanut crumble, served with J. Lohr 2013 Arroyo Vista Chardonnay

Second course

Grilled Seven Hills Angus beef with dark chocolate and juniper jus and potato gratin, servied with Delicato Black Stallion 2012 Limited Release Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon

Third course

Chocolate soufflé and cherry vanilla ice cream, served with Korbel Natural Special Inaugural Cuvée California Champagne

Now, take a little time and enjoy the view of your cake…or Have a great day and take a little time to enjoy whatever view you happen to see!

If you can’t try Donald Trump’s menu you can always try my recipes. One of the best cakes that I love is Famous Jimmy Cake

Famous Jimmy Cake

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5starcookies jimmy’s cake

Raspberry Truffle Cake – Imagine and make the best cake

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Coconut Chocolate Square – Make this again

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Vagina Monologues-Trump or Hillary

Dilemma of many Pussies

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When they go low…. I go lower! In fact I go so low that I bump into my own vagina.

For a moment we are just staring into each other.

-Are you going to vote by me?

-Pardon me, I try to speak.

-Yes, I am asking you. Are you going to vote by me, your own vagina.

-I don’t understand – I try again.

-Do you know who Susan Sarandon is? She said she can’t vote based on gender because she does not vote with her vagina.

What about you?-she is asking me again.Who are you going to vote for? Trump or Hillary? Tell me, you are not voting for Trump!

-I can’t say that-I say to vagina. He loves you. He called you the “PUSSY”.

My vagina is shyly hiding behind bushes of dark hair and says:-He called me the pussy! Really! Nobody told me that.

I am thinking:-Look how easy is to convince people into your truth or your lies.

I try to inject a little more truth. Well, he said he likes to grab woman by pussy.

I am thinking, she will get it now.

But my vagina is in melting mood.

-He likes to grab woman by pussy. Can you believe the power I have. I am one of your most important erogenous zones.

Of course he likes to grab you by the pussy.

-You are not offended. I am screaming at my vagina now. You are not offended. All TV stations are reporting on it.

-O dear, my vagina say. Can you believe the media? You are smarter than that. Access Hollywood is the source. Do you get it?

Hollywood! Every day they create the story based on moral! Now my vagina is coughing and laughing in the same time.

-What is so funny? I am mad now.

-Well, you are. The story was created by Access Hollywood in the dark…You can’t see them, you just hear their voices. Do you get it?

-What the fuck am I supposed to get? I am so confused.

-You need to use your own brain-she says to me. And she keeps laughing…

-How can I do that?-I ask.

-Do you remember the movie “Monster’s ball” and Halle Berry the most famous sentence “Make me feel good”.

And then Billy Thornton fucks her from behind. Do you think that was OK and moral?-my vagina asks.

Did you have anybody questioning the language or the sex scene? Where was the moral then?

-But,that was the movie. It was an art- I inject.

-Really, my vagina says.That is your story or should I say that was the spin of the fucking story where the woman ask in a deep, disturbing voice “Make me feel good”

and then she gets “FUCKED”. Nobody said that was inappropriate. How come? Where was the moral then?

For a moment or two I am speechless. I don’t understand this world …never mind my vagina. She has mind of her own.

Then she says: – When they go low, we go high. Of course as long as you spread your legs apart…

What the F…    ..How I am going to vote?

-Don’t vote for Killary – she says.

-You mean Hillary!- I say.

-No, I mean Killary Killton!

-But that is not her name!

-But it is her personality.

Oh God I am so confused, I don’t know what to do? By vagina I can’t vote for Killary and by fear I can’t vote for Trump.

What woman or any human should do? Make me feel good….Where is Billy when you need him?

Luckily…”O Canada” is playing in background…

-But MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN IS MY BIGGEST WISH!-says my vagina.

And if God is listening “Please keep us all safe!”. Together we are stronger and we WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

LOVE AND PEACE TO AMERICA, RUSSIA, CHINA, IRAN…THE WORLD!

And say “Hi” to your pussy when you get low…it is one of the most important erogenous zone….and listen to your body….your heart!

NOT THE ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND OTHER MARKETING MACHINES!

VOTE WITH YOUR HEART AMERICA! I KNOW I WILL!

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